it's official: the internet is obsessed with Starfield's beloved new character Starmo, whose iconic catchphrase ("Feed me ores 'n' gems to upgrade ya weapons, schnuck-nuck-nuck!") has already been adopted as a key "Gamer's Sign" of the new era. to this end we have prepared a list of frequent Starmo questions to aid you in your encounters with this enchanting and colourful beast. remember: feed him ores and gems to upgrade your weapons, schnuck-nuck-nuck!
this post genuinely feels closer to the obnoxious style of writing of the outer worlds than anything in starfield. don't think I'm defending starfield, that game's also a piece of shit but for different reasons but stuff like this is why I refunded the outer worlds immediately, I just found the writing intolerable. if you're making a satire of space capitalism, writing things to be as unnatural and annoying as humanly possible isn't the way to go about it. bethesda's universe has very little bite to it but it's trying, sometimes, rarely, kinda. barely. eh.
also my guess is people would wanna romance one of the plushies like the parsecpooch or the wilbys
