there's one thing that unites all hitman players, good and bad: the absolute distaste and hatred for the colorado map lol

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there's one thing that unites all hitman players, good and bad: the absolute distaste and hatred for the colorado map lol
lmao that's one way to make it more enjoyable. when I'm playing the new freelancer mode I just do not pick the syndicates that have colorado on the list, no way I'm going there. I'd rather have stuff like Colombia which while not spectacular, it's at least interesting to look at and navigate
Fortunately, the map once glitched so that enemies paid no attention to me whatever I did.
Also, I liked one of the targets and wouldn't have wanted to neutralize her.
ooh I've never seen that glitch before, sounds pretty useful for such a pain in the ass map.
I wish I remembered anything about the targets in that one, there was Rose, Berg, Parvatti and somebody else I'm pretty sure, but I don't remember anything about their personalities besides Ezra having the silly mask.
I like the concept of a "sludge pit" and also the idea of being a scarecrow, buuuut... That doesn't really salvage it for me. I like verticality!
the scarecrow thing is kinda neat but the map is all dudes with guns so might as well grab a disguise to not die if you're spotted. It has the most pathetic elements of verticality, the house and that water tower that's a terrible sniper spot and maybe the barn?? Really stretching it, Colorado is boring and flat, not even the grass spots added in Hitman 2 make it better.
Oh my God, that's right. It didn't have the grass spots in Hitman 1. Meanwhile, Whittleton Creek has just as little height, but it's one of my favorite maps. Because it's actually interesting!
oh yeah Whittleton Creek is so nice, I don't even care about the not so great sniping oportunities, but all the houses are interesting to infiltrate and the yards interesting to bypass. plus it helps that there are public areas too lol