you know what? fuck it. we're already talking about wild ideas here, why not go all the way. make them cuddleable too. pettable even. why not. scritches? sure! we'll do anything here. this one will be a real hit with the investors (lesbians (me))
i've figured it out. i've cracked the code. you know what would really seal the deal? animals. girls that are animals. dogs, cats, foxes, mice, sheep. you name it. there's a girl for it. doesn't even have to be a real animal! centaurs? dragons? horses? literally do anything. this is perfect. i've peaked. i've invented Girls 2. and you can get them right here, right now, on Cohost. Follow a Girl 2 near you today!
you... made me?
does that make you my mother?
