/Welcome to Korps Catgirl Slut training Simulator./
/Now enter the force of your thrust./
/I suggest. -Feather Touch-/
/You have entered -POWERDRIVE-/
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Wrath Demoness trying to get used to cooperating with Korps agents: "I'M A RAGE-AHOLIC! I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT RAGE-AHOL"
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Sandra Deetz in college trying a martini for the first time: sip
Deetz, Eyes Wide: "IT BEGIIIIIIINS"
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Demonic Prosecutor at Evil Merari's parole hearing in hell: "And what about that tattoo on your chest, doesn't it say Die, Proton, Die?
Evil Merari: "No, it's German, for the Proton, The!"
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Quinn Renault holding up a magically sapient spider: "I just think they're neat!"
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Munitions Agent Artyom of Site 002 showing off a mech-walker to Proton: "Just take it for a test drive and you'll agree. Zagrevev min zlotnyk dev!"
Artyom shouting to Proton trying to control it as it slowly hobbles along: "PUT IT IN H!"
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Proton at Eliza: I know you can read MY thoughts, lady.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow~
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Proton: "To find Merari, I just have to THINK like Merari!"
Proton's mind: -I'm Merari! I'm a big winged lame-o who wears the same stupid cologne every day and-"
Proton, eyes wide: "THE VINBURG RIVER"
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Evil Merari, picking up a music record that fell off a shelf and hit him on the head: "Devil worshipping hopped up noise. My old arch-enemy."
Proton: "I thought I was your arch enemy."
Evil Merari: "I have a life outside of you, Jacob."
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Mary-Anne Kurt reacting to glowing lights from behind her son's door: "Good lord what is HAPPENING in there?"
Young Proton in his room, still trying to hide his secret identity: "Aurora Borealis?"
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Quinn looking at her clenched fist, brimming with hell-fire: "Seems I'm full of rage."
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"Inertia, A six foot hyena morph who called herself 'You Know Who' just invited you to a secret 'Wink Wink' at the 'You Know What.' You certainly are popular now that you're Korps."
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Random Drone: "I've never felt so accepted in all my life! These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number in the order in which I got latexified."
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Doctor Deetz: "Awww, twenty dollars? Like... I wanted a peanut!"
ROSE: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!"
Deetz: "Explain how."
ROSE: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
Deetz: "YAAAAAAY"
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Overlord: "So I decided to go to Byzantium, which is what they called Constantinople in those days. So I tied an onion to my armor, which was the STYLE at the time!
Now the coach to Constantinople cost a drachma, and in those days, drachmas had pictures of BUMBLEBEES on them! Give me four bees for a tetradrachm, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah the important thing was I had an onion on my armor, which was the STYLE at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war I started. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
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Eliza on the phone: I'm sorry, I can't divulge information on our agent's secret supervillain account." [Hangs up]
Eliza: "Oh crap, I shouldn't have said they were an agent. Oh crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret!"
Eliza: "OH CRAP! I certainly shouldn't have said they were a supervillain!"
Leans back in her chair and fans herself
"Ahhh... it's too hot today."
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Proton's scrawled writing on a site-002 postcard he sent back home: "Maybe it's the beer talking Sakura but you got a butt that won't quit
they got these big chewy pretzels here that adigjadkvldld FivE doLleRs??!!!? get outta here......."
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Proton joining in at a Korps event as the crew bursts into song:
Who just stole the British crown?
Who keeps shitty heroes down?
We do, we doooooo!
Who undermines the papacy?
Who hands out free HRT?
WE DOOO~ WE DOOOOOO~
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"Hi I'm Captain Starface! You might remember me from foiling villains such as 'Terror Tuna,' and 'Don Geo-vanni the Molten Mobster!'"
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Proton entering the Site-003 drone-modding contest:
"So basically I copied the base drone design we have now."
Karen: "Hmm."
"Then I added some fins to reduce wind resistance, and this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp..."
Karen: "Agreed! First prize!"
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Doctor Deetz as her RCGs pump necessary information into her brain on a mission:
"I'm Learnding!"
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Proton rocketing through town with his energy powers: "Pro-ton~ There Goes Pro-ton~ He's the greatest guy in historyyy! From the, towwn of Vinburg~ He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
...AAAAAH!"
WHAM
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Kaori holding out her two cyborg Arm-sythes: "I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific."
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Lucifer, appearing before a questioning exorcist:
"Can your supreme god do this?" [Starts dancing] "Hey! Hah! Hoo! Hooh! Hey!"
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Doctor Deetz: "And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular bimbo-ray into FIVE bimbo rays!"
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Quinn in a red devil costume and shaking maracas:
"I AM EVIL SPI-DER~ I AM EVIL SPI-DER~!"
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Site-001 Security Specialist Valentine: "We'll just draw bunny faces on our security drones to scare Human at Heart away!"
Their secretary: "They're not afraid of bunnies."
Brandine: "-They WILL be!-"
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Proton volunteering at the Site-003 Drone-Molding-Spa, as the machinery malfunctions:
Stares at glitching info-screen "English instructions ruined, must use french! ...LE DRONE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
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Brande to her crew: "The thing about Huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll -never- go back to canned."
Proton walks up
Brande: "Nah! Uhm-So anyway, I kicked the guys ass!"
He leaves
Brande: "Now if the berries are too tart, I just dust em with confectioner's sugar!"
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Korps Spokesperson in front of a crowd:
"Huge dicks for all!"
crowd boos
"Very well. No huge dicks for anyone!"
more boos
"Hmm.... huge dicks for some, miniature trans pride flags for others!"
Crowd Cheers
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Karen and Sub-Commander Erliza locking arms and dancing in a circle: "GONNA DRONE YOUR CATGIRL, GONNA DRONE HER GOOD~
GONNA MAKE HER HUFF AND MOAN JUST LIKE A CATDRONE SHOULD~"
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[Doorbell rings]
Proton: Who is it?
"Drone"
Proton: Who??
"Hired Drones."
Proton, confused: "Hired Drones?"
[A pair of korps drone open the door and carry proton off]
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Proton, to Karen: "You know you could have just called me!"
Karen: "Oh yes, but the telephone is so impersonal! I prefer the hands on touch you only get with hired drones."
Proton, confused: "Hired drones?"
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Merari, looking over the city from his office: "You're out there somewhere Doctor Nightmare, and I'll find you."
Dr. Nightmare faintly in the distance: ⁿᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ
Merari: "...Yes I will."
Dr. Nightmare: ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ
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Karen: "You see me as a god, right Minion?"
Minion: "Absolutely Ma'am!"
Karen: "You'd kneel before me?"
Minion: "Boy would I!"
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Karen in a fake mustache at a town hall meeting: "Hello! I'm an employee of the SPROK, and I come from, ah, someplace far away! Ah, anyway, I say we should invest the town's money into that upstart organization The Korps!"
Minion in sunglasses: "I like the cut of SPROK's gib!"
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(At the post office)
Proton with fake horns and badly disguising his voice: "Hello! My name is Karen! I believe you have a letter for me."
Postal worker: "Ok Karen, what's your last name?"
Proton: "....I don't know."
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Proton: "You know, one day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked angels!"
Merari: "They are? Oh no! Have they set a date?"
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Sakura and Proton having a sparring match
Sakura, internally: 'Poor predictable Jacob, always goes for the Protonic Punch.'
Proton, internally: 'Good old Protonic Punch! Nothin' beats that!'
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Proton, having just been saved by Sakura in a hero op: 'Hoh... my chest feels tight, my heart's pounding... gasp I'm in love!'
Proton looking down: "No, wait. Rebar through my chest."
Proton in the ambulance: "NO, WAIT! IT IS LOVE!"
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Subsonic: You Karen? Well, listen to me Ms. Bigshot. If you're looking for the kind of super who takes abuse and never sticks up for herself, I'm your cheetah!. You can treat me like dirt and I'll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream. And if you don't like it, I can change!
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Doctor Deetz, diagnosing her latest patient: "HOLY SMOKES, YOU NEED BOOZE!"
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Proton, covering his nose: "Brande, I don't think a healthy wolf can MAKE that kind of smell!"
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Proton reading a hasty note: “To overcome the spider’s curse, simply quote a bible verse!”
Proton hastily: “thou shalt not… ohh…” gives up and hucks a rock
Quinn about to show Proton her massive album of pictures of her entire adopted family: “GLANK”
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Korps official pointing at a sign that says "NO HEROES"
Dynamite-Mite: "But you let in Proton!"
Korps official: "It says no heroes, we're allowed to have one!
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Miranda: "Glad to have you tag along Proton, but How did you get out of reserve Site-Watch duty?"
Proton: "Oh, I've got it covered..."
Cut to a drone with a Red football helmet shoved on its head, googly eyes put on its visor and a tape recorder stuck on its front playing Proton's voice:
"I WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY~ SO HARD FOR THE MONEY! OH I SOMETHING SOMETHING COME GIVE ME LOTS OF HONEY!"
Karen walking by with Sub-Commander Eliza, seeing the decoy drone: "Now there's an agent Eliza. A smile on their face, and a song in their heart! Promote them."
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Proton at the Site-003 Food Court: See Sakura, I told you they could deep-fry my shirt!"
Sakura: "I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't"