The fact that I have consistent, horrid back pain without having unreasonably large tits is, frankly, transphobic of fundamental reality.

Hi! We're a fairly diverse plural system with various origins and interests! ADHD, autism, likely BPD. Uhm... Yeah, gonna work on this a bit more soon?
The fact that I have consistent, horrid back pain without having unreasonably large tits is, frankly, transphobic of fundamental reality.
Somehow the fact that you have phantom dohombonkobolos gigantic enough to give you back pain makes way too much sense.
This explanation makes way too much sense, and I choose to accept it as fact!