It's true, this has become a classic genre of cohost shibboleth shitpost. Shitboleth.
Also, in true cohost style, it has spawned a spate of derivative shitpost tags.
oh geez, just heard the news out of vancouver. ryan reynolds was torched to death by a beam of light from the heavens. yeah the report described him as being “only carbon now” which strikes me as a little insensitive but i guess that’s the modern world for you.
