"I was on Wikipedia, reading about — well, anyway, I ended up reading about toxoplasmosis."
"The cat thing?"
"Yeah, well, cats are one stage — parasites have some really convoluted life cycles, right? But toxoplasma infects cats and also mice, and it fucks up the mice to make it more likely they'll be eaten by cats, to infect them, because the parasite can only breed in its cat stage."
"...Your latest extremely autistic web surfing is what's so urgent to talk to us all about?"
"Have you ever thought about how obsessed with us our villains are? Like — if they actually wanted to get away with it, surely there are enough places without us. But they always come right for us. And we always ultimately win. Does that make a lick of sense?"
"Listen—"
"And have you ever thought — like, really thought — about our general association with catgirls?!"
