The Fru Fru Brigade~

To be fair to all the people writing stories in which mecha pilots are treated as expendable, disposable cannon fodder like combat dolls often are, there is pre-existing media in which that's the case. There's Armored Trooper Votoms and... uhm... uhm... Shoot... I'm sure there must be at least one other example.

🦊I want to rewrite this for youko or zenko, but I would not even know where to begin.

the missile is very tired, he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. he eeby and neebies to sleeby. mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil guy and needs to go to bedb. he is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. midsilylele neebs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. mibsipilibille needs his beaty sleeb. look at him go! he yawn big cause he skeejy, neebs to falafel asleep. nini time! good night, mister the missile.