today, at work: 7th grade kid comes up to me after recess and says "hey, miss? i want you to know that my pronouns are...... uh................... mcdonalds."
i just kinda looked at him and said "wow you come up with that one yourself?" and he was like. no miss im serious because i really love mcdonalds. like okay man. good joke i guess
i in no words can properly express just how long his pause was. it was genuinely like. so bad. i wasnt even annoyed as much as i was just. disappointed. that joke didnt land at all. it didnt even get off the ground