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🇨🇦 Aspiring game designer/programmer/musician. Speedrunner and pianist. Privacy advocate. Feminist. Trans rights. 8‐time February 29th survivor. Wario. My brain’s probably worth a lot of money!


Mastodon (similar posts to here)
mastodon.social/@GFD
Mataroa blog (future long‐form posts)
gfd.mataroa.blog/
YouTube (random videos, speedrun streams)
youtube.com/@G-F-D
Twitch (speedrun streams)
www.twitch.tv/G__F__D

new game show idea: contestants go to Costco and have like an hour to fill the basket of a shopping cart with the most expensive items they can. they can’t get more than 1 of any item, can’t fill the cart above the walls of the basket, and can’t get anything that’s like one of those cardboard things you have to exchange for the actual item after the checkout. whoever has the most expensive cart gets to keep everything from everyone’s carts for free. every episode is in a different Costco. oh and you have to use the main checkouts, like you can’t just go to the pharmacy and stock up on everything behind the counter.

alternate game mode: zero‐rated (untaxed) items only


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