Gadfly-Goods

awardwinning smalltime gamesmith

personal account of a 30-something weirdo masquerading as a "ZZT company"



Gadfly-Goods
@Gadfly-Goods

Most of the time when I say something "gives me nightmares," what I almost always mean is it is a source of intrusive thoughts during the daytime while I am wide awake.

For instance, when I say something like "I have recurring nightmares of Scott the Woz falling off my roof and me being cursed to transform into him all Santa Clause style," what I actually mean is that I made the mistake of making up that sentence up a couple years ago and it has been haunting my waking thoughts ever since. I do not mean to imply that forced Wozification has ever been the subject of any of my dreams.

Apologies to anyone I may have misled. I hope I can do better in the future.


Gadfly-Goods
@Gadfly-Goods

Remember kids: keep your roof clear of any tripping hazards, so as to avoid any unwanted magical transformation sequences this winter.

Sure, you might think think it would be cool if this were to happen after a dog or a robot or an anime girl fell off your roof, but it's just as likely to be a person like Scott the Woz or Scott the Pilgrim or Scott the Falco. Understand the risks. There are safer ways to go about this, like cardboard boxes with "transmogrifier" scrawled on the side.


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