JRR Tolkien: *personally reading the entirety of The Lord of the Rings to me*
*slow realization occurs to me*
Me: Sir, pardon me for saying this, but I think you're making this all up.
Tolkien: (oh crap he's onto me)

JRR Tolkien: *personally reading the entirety of The Lord of the Rings to me*
*slow realization occurs to me*
Me: Sir, pardon me for saying this, but I think you're making this all up.
Tolkien: (oh crap he's onto me)