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Teeth are sensitive and have feelings too. Remember to give them good pets and scritches with your toothbrush and feed them sweet treats to keep them in a nice, happy mood.
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Having trouble with flatulence? Take colder showers! The hot water causes the gases inside you to expand, leading to stinky results.
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Knees and ankles feeling weak? Just apply a layer of ceramic coating to the outside of them to increase their structural integrity. Remember to let the clay bake for at least 2 hours in the kiln too.
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Do you wish you were taller? Try going to sleep with you feet buried in dirt. For best results, remember to water them first.
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If you walk to work you will find a man named Kevin on the corner of 8th Ave and Elm St. He will simply be standing at the corner as if he was waiting for a crosswalk, but never actually moving. You must stand on the opposite corner of the intersection from him, staring him in the eyes and making raucous bird noises for 3 minutes. If successful, he will escort you to the secret lab where they are developing version 3.0 of the human body, which is promising to have brand new limbs, organs, and senses like you wouldn't believe. After signing a waiver form you will be eligible for their early access program.
Hope this helps. 