so ok. the thing about this game is that you don't really "watch" it. ok? because usually there's not any action in the traditional sense.
it's like watching a galaxy form in some far off nebula. there are a million things to study but things evolve far too slowly to count as action on this scale of time. you could watch it for a week straight and realize that the whole time, nothing resembling football actually happened.
but you don't feel cheated. and why would you? how could you see this and feel cheated?
Ooh, look at you! You're using apostrophes! You're punctuating!
well this is special to me. i feel like i'm one of the only true appreciators of this game, and the duty of introducing someone to it is one i take very seriously. if i could put a tux on i would.
