Winter Cam-dle

My brothers in Gamersupps I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. I do not want to buy anything from you that'll have them asking me uncomfortable questions as to why there's mommy milkers on my energy powder kegs GODDAMN I FEEL THIS POST.

Thank the lord my favourite flavors from them (Guacamole Gamerfart 9000 and Dragonfruit) don't have this cumbrained branding pasted all over them.

It sucks because gamersupps are the only brand I know of (AFAIK) that serve tubs of up to 100 servings, so if I were to buy 3 or 4 tubs that'll last me over a year instead of buying soda (though to be fair I've relapsed and I'm getting soda later in the day, on top of having my morning gamersupps/AdvancedGG). Compare that to AdvancedGG (a more professional brand, which I like better) who sell tubs for practically the same price yet they only do 40 servings per tub? The only time I drink advandedGG, as a result of this limited serving quantity, is on the weekend days.

There has to be a cheaper brand somewhere of light-on-caffeine energy powder that does a cotton candy flavor, sells tubs with servings that last nearly a year and also doesn't base it's identity on being the "gamers" supplement.