Hello, I am GameStop. Read that again. GameSTOP! You need to stop gaming. It is a curse upon our fair Internets!

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(I am not affiliated with that subreddit it is just the ONLY GOOD WEBSITE) (also not affiliated with real GameStop, gimmick page)
Hello, I am GameStop. Read that again. GameSTOP! You need to stop gaming. It is a curse upon our fair Internets!