Anonymous User asked: if you could freaky friday with anyone in history who would it be
Jamie Lee Curtis. She'd never expect it to happen twice.
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- She/They
Allison; 28; Portland, OR
Leftist disabled lesbian who loves food and being a little mean
Anonymous User asked: 
I am truly sorry mother,
I cannot sleep
For someone took the stars,
And put them
To shimmer in my love’s eyes,
There they dance
Ever in mind when I lie down.
I cannot sleep
For someone took the stars,
And put them
To shimmer in my love’s eyes,
There they dance
Ever in mind when I lie down.
As a person who passed high school biology somehow, I believe this is the best approximation as to the workings of an Eggbug.