every single game should, if you leave the controller still, eventually show you the protagonist breaking furniture
every day i'd come into work and the most exciting part was grabbing something out of the drawers to put up on the demo tv
sometimes we'd pick for good music, other times we just wanted to find out "what the hell is this game anyway??"
sometimes we would pick games just to wage psychological warfare on each other (Donkey Kong 64's DK Rap was my weapon of choice until the console ominously locked up one time with on Diddy Kong saying "HE'S IN THE MOOD")
if we were lucky enough to have the always in high-demand Nintendo titles like Mario Party or Smash Bros, we would set up all-NPC matches and place bets on who would win

