- Every post is assigned an Evil score out of 100
- Dark mode is only available to users whose average Evil Posting Score is 50 or higher
- If you and a mutual have an Evil Posting Score greater than 75, an animation of two cackling skeletons shaking hands will play every time you like the same post
- If you are Good but make an Evil post, @staff will e-mail your boss informing them of your fall from grace
- Attaining an average Evil Posting Score of 90 or above will grant access to Hell Cohost. If you choose to enter Hell Cohost, you cannot return. Other Cohost users will note your absence but will be forbidden from discussing it. In time, it will be as though you never existed. Hell Cohost will physically hurt to be on but it's where all the best posters will end up
- Reaching an average Evil Posting Score of 100 will allow you to access the following information about other Cohost users: credit card information, sexual history, names of future children, current location, vulnerability to attacks. In order to ensure that access to this information is not abused, the Honor System will be employed
- The Evil score of your most recent post will appear as large glowing numerals just underneath the skin on the back of your hand. Do not attempt to cover the numerals. You can't
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in reply to @Bigg's post:
i wish to be a cohost cenobite, i must begin posting worse
gaming the system until my score is so evil that it loops back around to maximum good, like the inverse of that civ aggressive gandhi thing
You can do this but it does mean that Eggbug will be hunting you like Pyramid Head any time you're on the website. If he catches up... well, you'll see
as long as he has the good sense to be a manifestation of MY posting trauma, it's an agreeable trade-off for being the most correct person on the website. but if he's just here to remind us of better allegories, I'm gonna be so cross
imagining cohost emailing my boss when I'm my own boss. this should give a buff to my evil score for sure
@staff will e-mail your Negaself from the Disney Mirrorverse. And you probably don't want that except under certain unlikely circumstances
Okay that's cool and all, but what happens when I get a score of 666?
The only challenge I see is that you'd have to make a new account specifically for Evil Maxxing if you wanted to dox your fellow posters. Other than that it looks good to me, give me more skeletons
Eggbug appearances will start to include the Angry Eyebrows once a certain threshold is met. The smile will remain, because Eggbug very much is a Little Guy who enjoys Shenanigans.
Oh man I am SO looking forward to evil score and cackling skeletons inevitably being implemented in a jokey October build of cohost in a few years 