first thing vader did after gettin settled in the new house was call up the hutt clan on tattooine. and he said i need to talk to whoever puts on the boonta eve classic. and the guy on the other end was like man you know how long its been since somebody went and fuckin called us on the phone and vader was like hi ho goddamn silver get me on the line with the guy who does the thing i said. and the phone guy was like hell alright man and vader was like look its just been a busy day a good day but a busy day im kinda on a roll here and the guy on the phone was like i hear you man im in the same boat i'll go get you your guy and vader was like thanks man i appreciate it and the phone guy went over and got Jango Hutt and Jango Hutt came on the phone like ouuuhhhh zabika zabokaaaa bloa darth vader.... and vader was like not so bad how're you and Jango Hutt went jaaaaa... jaaabuuuule and vader was like fuuuck i hear you. hey i need you to do something for me i need you to find that one guy sebulba for me and Jango Hutt was like ooooohh.. maaaaahhhgggg... zoro DEIKA!!! and vader was like awesome thanks man best of luck with the wife and Jango Hutt was like ouuuuuhbghhhhh.... and vader was like ohhhh man im sorry man fuck so vader hung up and waited for sebulba's address to come up on the holo and about 5 minutes later it did so he dialed the the phone again and this time it was the emperor. and the emperor picked up and said hey man.
vader said hey man and the emperor said what can i do you for and vader was like i got this guy i need to take care of is it cool if i round up some of the guys and get that going and the emperor was like lemmethinkaboutituhhhhhhhhhhhhh and vader was like holy shit man dont do this shit again and the emperor was like UHHHHHDONTINTERRUPTUMMMMMMMMM and vader waits there for like 20 seconds until the emperor goes UMMMMMMMyeah sure who's the guy though and vader goes its sebulba and the emperor goes who the fuck is sebulba and vader goes he tried to 86 me during the boonta eve classic like 18 years ago and the emperor goes that bitch and vader goes yeah im still pretty cross about it and the emperor goes no no i get you man you got it i'll send some guys down and vader goes awesome thanks man and the emperor goes no problem i mean i feel i owe you a gimme and vader goes totally but lets not keep score or anything and they both go yeah yeah uh huh no doubt gotta keep points and favors outta friendship at the same time and then they hang up and then 5 minutes later dengar comes down. and dengar says hey man and it's just dengar.
vader goes hey dengar is uhhh is anyone else with you right now and dengar goes not unless you count my daughter! and dengar opens up a little locket with a picture of him and his daughter in it and vader goes she's adorable man and dengar goes you know just last night she came into my room and said Dengar look at me and she counted to five! to five all by herself! and vader goes im gonna cry man thats so beautiful and dengar goes its just one of those things man and vader goes its special man thats the stuff you hold onto and dengar goes so what do you need me for and vader is like so i need you to get this guy sebulba for me and dengar is like ohhh man i know this guy yeah thats no problem man and vader goes bring him here alive asap man there's a score to settle and dengar goes i wont let you down man and goes on his way and vader is like man maybe the emperor was pulling some shit on me just sending dengar down but hell dengar seems on top of it i mean he's really got it together
and then vader's phone rings and vader's like who the fuck has this number and he picks it up and it says SEBULBA on the id and he's like OHHHHH YOU MOTHER and he rageanswers it and sebulba's like ANAKIN I JUST KICKED YOUR MOM OUT OF BED WHAT THE HELL MAN I THOUGHT YOU SAID BOTH HER EYES WORKED and vader goes I'LL KILL YOU YOU LITTLE FAKE DOG TURD I'LL WORK YOU INTO A BENCH AND LET THE POOR SLEEP ON IT and sebulba goes AHHHHAHAHAHAHA ANAKIIIIIN YOU CANT ESCAPE MEEEEEEEE and vader goes SEBULLLBAAAAAA I'LL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARRRTHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK and sebulba goes HEY ANAKIN GUESS WHAT and vader goes WHAT and sebulba hangs up and vader goes RRRUURURRRGHHAHAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEBULLLLLBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA