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abnormally large, trans of gender, radical leftist, haver of paisleys, and autism supremacist. I like to talk about stories :3
such a cute desk pet!! though i don't think i would get any work done at all since i'd much rather keep snacking on it~
You look like you'd be such a good pet, and yet, I think I'd constantly be distracted playing with you