(Based off of an actual dream I had.)
(...minus the tagline and the part where I accidentally said "Nintendo" instead of "LEGO.")
(Shoutout to my love, @Huplactose, for writing all this as I spoke it!)
The government needed to, shit I dont fucken know, the government was looking for the next big thing to really shake things up for society, so they said “fuck it, we’re gonna start feeding people legos”, and turned them into legos. Oh yeah, this is the lego movie three by the way, this is real, this is actually happening. So, yeah, they turned everyone into lego people, so, yeah it was real crazy and shit, so yeah, everyone was legos and shit, even all the shit that couldn't eat legos, they turned all that shit into legos too, I don't know how they did it. So yeah, the US government, and umm, and the Lego corporation were like, “Aww shit, umm, we need the next big thing, pronto. We really gotta like, shake things up a bit,” so they were like, "what if we made, like, food people.” Umm and then they started making food clones of people, so everyone had a food doppelganger, but they weren’t real yet. So I (Gannon POV) tried to stop them, but it was too late. They were real. And I was like, “The only way to stop this is to turn people back into people again, because they can’t have a bunch of food clones of people that looked like they were animated by Seth McFarline for some reason, you can’t do that. But yeah, you can’t have those little FUCKERS running around.” So, I was like, “I need to turn people back into people again,” so I went to Nintendo headquarters, wait shit, I meant LEGO headquarters to push the button that made people shit out all the legos so they turned back into people.
Also Emmet from the lego movie was there and he got kissed by TWO (2) GUYS and charged EACH $20?????? (GONE SEXUAL)
