But Jess! The marketing management people assured me that it was being made by an intelligent computer and was going to be perfect, I mean I already fired all the humans on the advertising team!
You don't think they did the old switcharoo on me with a cheap and nasty machine learning algorithm and called it an AI in order to make me buy into it do you? No, no... of course not, that would make me an absolute fool and my sociopathic managers would never do that to me...
