porcelain: trustworthy
the person these ducks belong to will give me some oats or cracked corn if i appear at their doorstep.
impressionist painting: somewhat trustworthy
pond enjoyer. probably has nice plants.
decanter: not trustworthy
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has a favorite wine to pair with my flesh, but their decadence leaves them too labor-averse to cook me themselves.
brass: danger
so it turns out a "duck club" is not a club for people who are fans of feeding ducks...
realist painting: run
has the taxadermist on speed dial. the more specific the field marks, the more detailed the cattails and phragmites, the more bronze the sunset, the more this person would like me to also be a decoration in their house.
