Affirmations for people who have been sent to live in a cave for months with no human contact for an experiment of dubious scientific value:
- It doesn't matter if I've been sleeping for two hours or twenty, so long as I'm rested
- I will leave eventually
- The scientist who makes me take blood samples all the time is a colleague, not a jailor
- I have not been colonized by cave fungus
- I am the bad boy of chrono-biology