bruno
@bruno

Computer, ortolan bunting filled with armagnac and deep-fried with a flaming hot cheeto crust

Computer, mixed infusion of every medicinal herb in the Starfleet biological database, hot

Computer, 120ml of warm pasteurized cow's milk, served in a plastic sippy cup displaying 15 years of UV exposure damage

Computer, can of White Claw, 2011 formulation, label replaced with the pattern for a can of Dr Pepper, 1982 formulation

Computer, 52 ccs of DOP certified gamer girl sweat, slightly below room temperature


bruno
@bruno

Computer, earl grey, hot.

Computer, earl grey, very hot.

Computer, earl grey, hot; earl grey, hot; earl grey, hot; earl grey, hot.

Computer, hot.

Computer, hot; hot; hot; hot; hot.


Computer, earl grey, hot; hold the earl grey.

Computer, earl grey, hot; hold the cup.

Computer, earl grey, hot; earl grey, cold; earl grey, hot; earl grey, cold.

Computer, bagel, standard formulation.

Computer, bagel, gluten-free.

Computer, bagel, everything.

Computer, bagel, nothing.

Computer, bagel, sapient.

Computer, bagel, homeomorphic to a torus.

Computer, bagel, homeomorphic to a sphere.

Computer, bagel, homeomorphic to a Klein bottle.

Computer, romulan ale.

Computer, ingredients a through m of standard romulan ale formulation and ingredients n through z of standard romulan ale formulation, mixed.

Computer, ale, romulan.

Computer, romulan ale, override.

Computer, everything.

Computer, everything minus romulan ale.

Computer, everything minus the set of all things that are not romulan ale.

Computer, nothing.


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