had another nightmare about some rich cis dude trying to pursue me romantically
most of what i remember was that he had 2 bodyguards who were basically "hulk hogan if he was younger and wore blue and yellow face paint on one side of his face" and "he-man wearing an expensive suit". the first one was trying to bring me back to the rich guy and the second one was like "well this sucks but we really need the money so i'm not going to stop him"
for clarification, we are talking masters of the universe he-man, bowl cut and all
oh, and then i remember singing "solidarity forever" with a bunch of people while they barricaded up an ice cream shop so the two bodyguards couldn't get inside
oh also the bodyguards were gay and married. diversity win: the guy hunting you down to force you to marry this rich guy you've never met is gay!
now with visual aid
