"If you were human, you would've shit yourself to death by now."
ANYWAY!
Go buy my book? It's got that line in it

Tabletop gamer. Perpetually tired. I lift sometimes? I'm on the internet!
"If you were human, you would've shit yourself to death by now."
ANYWAY!
Go buy my book? It's got that line in it
Well! With the epilogue posted, that marks the end of the first whole ass novel I've ever written!
Clocking in at 67,000 words, I'm pretty darn proud of this!
Now to rewrite a bunch with the revisions I have planned, and properly edit the darn thing.