No, come on, don’t look at me like that. I’m not trying to be creepy about it. I’m just speaking practically…
You’re so insistent about staying on two legs. Why? Even if you succeed at remaining standing, you’re gonna look ridiculous. Your body is gonna be quadrupedal no matter what. Seriously, I’m worried you’re gonna hurt yourself, c-calm down.
And stop trying to talk! Your mouth isn’t made for it anymore. I’m gonna help you, really, I am! I know exactly how to help you change back, it just— cut it out! See, if you’d spent your time trying to get those shoes off… it’s okay, though, I can fix them too. Stop looking at me all scared like I’m the one doing this to you!
… Oh. You… you genuinely thought it was me changing you, huh? Because of the pointy hat? Ah, let me help you with your shirt there… wow, you’re a big one. So soft, too. Yeah, so, uh, I have to wait until your transformation is over before I can reverse it. So, in the meantime…
Why struggle? You don’t need to fight it. Hell, I don’t think those plants do anything to your brain, anyway, so don’t worry about losing yourself, or clinging to your fading humanity, or whatever profound thing. You’re just gonna be different for a few minutes and then I’ll work my magic and then you’ll be fine. Yes, your clothes will be repaired too. Yes, I’m kinda just awesome like that. And no, you don’t owe me anything, reversing this is reeeaaally simple.
Just try to not let it happen again, okay? I might not be there next time.
