In Quebec for a funeral, and every time I looked across the street from our motel I couldn't keep from laughing. The french canadians are brave pioneers, trying to breed strains of bacteria heretofore unseen on this earth.
For those who can't read french, the banner reads "Free Buffet/monday to friday/lunch and dinner/some restrictions apply."
I don't know about you but nothing says unappetizing and potentially dangerous like an open buffet at a run-down strip club.