brutish swine (my middle school bully): more like kingDUMB hearts because of how gay it is
he who walks in the light (me): aloof, but twisted you shouldn’t say that, you know..
bully: oh yeah? what are you gonna do?
me: chuckles darkly come and find out

wonderful shitpost. i'm about to derail or make this better.
reflexively, whenever i see art without a source (genuinely no shade to OP), i want to find the source. even on silly shitposts. not necessarily to add the source, but just because i like to. this one in particular because the shading here looks like it might have been done with the classic 2000s burn/dodge technique as employed by every single teenager on deviantart in the 2000s. and i think that's great.
i have found that this was maybe/most likely(?) done by deviantartist kingdomheartsventus7 and originally titled Bad Idea To Mess With Me. the artist's account is now deactivated.

i also found this (as well as a lot of other stolen KH + FF + anime fanart) reposted onto a flickr circa 2007, so the 2000s dodge/burn technique is almost certainly right.
anyway i just think it's very funny possibly this was originally titled Bad Idea To Mess With Me because it absolutely invokes the same energy as the shitpost's scenario.
edited to add: i almost forgot this beautiful bonus. (⚠️flashing gif warning⚠️)




