So I am an avid Mary Worth fan, because for all the old zombie strip stuff it is a series about messy bitches who live for drama. Wilbur Weston is the worst sad sack of shit in the series, and he's having a mental breakdown right now because nobody loves him, his daughter is off seeing his ex-wife for a year, he ran into his ex-gf and her new hot boyfriend, and now his fish died. Do not feel sad for him, he's been terrible to basically everyone he's ever met.
Shoutouts to Zexperience on Deviantart for the blank Tony Tony Chopper template https://www.deviantart.com/zexperience/art/Crying-Chopper-Base-933111840