Hello, Jacob. I want to play a game.
Specifically, TIE Fighter. You have 45 minutes to install it off this original CD-Rom AND make the sound work correctly on this 1998 Packard Bell from Office Depot.
[Hello Zepp starts playing OR IT WOULD IF THE GOD DAMN PORTS WERE SET UP CORRECTLY]
In your normal life you claimed the name RetroGamerGod. Now we will put it to the test. Before you sits a Nintendo Entertainment System, loaded with a copy of Startropics. Do you remember the secret code without the manual? Happy gaming.
