Arisen! These footlongs are only five dollars - a mere pittance! Might we partake of the savory tubes?

I was born in the late Holocene and I've seen some shit
Arisen! These footlongs are only five dollars - a mere pittance! Might we partake of the savory tubes?
There is aught to place atop the rolls, Arisen. I think you shall find them worthy.