its wild how mp3 players aren't called mp3 players anymore, and there are these fancy high-dollar mp3 players being sold with wild features, but they're just like "this groundbreaking product" because they dont have a word for the thing they're selling anymore
oh okay nevermind, false alarm, i found "portable music player" in a prominent ad spot, they haven't lost it.
trying to find a relatively cheap mp3 player with a headphone jack and bluetooth support with expandable sd card storage in 2024
challenge level: impossible