Here at Random Tech Company, we make the household appliances that make your life easier, and we make the military-grade weapons that will violently fucking end it.
Sometimes they’re the exact same product, but that’s usually not on purpose.
"Hi. I'm Barry Convex, Chief of Special Programs. I'd like to invite you into the world of Spectacular Optical, an enthusiastic corporate citizen. We make inexpensive glasses for the Third World and missile guidance systems for NATO."