legally-recognized methods? probably not! but i like to think that at some point in the nebulous future they are more widely accepted by society as equals, so if you somehow got your hands on a way to turn into one1 it wouldn't be too big of an issue :3
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maybe you know a friend or your friend has a friend who knows a guy? maybe you made a shady deal with someone over the internet? who knows!
My favorite technique is to wring the mutagens out of them like one would a towel. I market it as "blue sauce" and increasingly, I'm seeing FDA agents around my house at odd times of day, so maybe buy now before I have to add a 'relocation' surcharge!
pushing past the government agents and begging for just a taste please. give me the juice! getting pulled back by the agents, but i elbow one in the stomach and sprint for the house. Anything for the towel juice

