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Voted "most likely to become a nothlit" by senior year class.

Manufacture date 1991

Nonhuman θΔ

My silly modded-Minecraft account is over at @worse-than-wolves.

❤️ @Ashto ❤️ @Yaodema ❤️ @Yuria ❤️


Fediverse / Mastodon
chitter.xyz/@gyro
Itaku (JUST made zhis one)
itaku.ee/profile/millielet
Pillowfort (Also just made)
www.pillowfort.social/Gyro

Diamond-shaped-cat
@Diamond-shaped-cat

I had a thought yesterday about yinglets that I feel I need to share with all of you. Yinglets have the attitude of the french, german accents, a surprisingly expansive bureaucracy and a love of eating mollusks.

From this I have concluded that Yinglets are Belgian and I can no longer see them any other way!


8akesale
@8akesale

hey real quick can you explain what about me is french i am genuinely curious


Diamond-shaped-cat
@Diamond-shaped-cat

Common assumptions shared by both Yinglets and the French:

  • Assumed to be weak but can kick ass when needed
  • Place high importance on fashion and being stylish
  • Unusual culinary practices
  • Very romantic
  • Strong desire to preserve their culture
  • Pro-union

8akesale
@8akesale

ohhh i understand

zhe romance is mostly me and myno actually i don't zhink it's fair to judge our entire species on zhat -


Gyro
@Gyro

I dunno if you've noticed how often I do public displays of affection at @Yaodema and @Ashto and @Yuria lol, it's like, yea~


Gyro
@Gyro

@Yaodema is za one who gave me headpats I was talking about in zat ozher post I made recently, for example.


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