ack wait zhis isnt a food shrimp its a friend shrimp
see its still wigglin
uhhh i can offer you an oyster instead..?
kicked out of zhe enclave for repeatedly befriending and getting attached to zhe animals in our seafood farms
"Look at zhis shrimp. He is sosovery lil friend. Look he's looking at me! He loves me yesyes!"
"haaaaay okayeveryone we're eating shrimp for dinner tonight"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"