Raccoon/Mouse. 30s/poly/grey ace (Demi?)
If you think this is calling you ok out specifically: It is! Take a goddamn nap
Eat. Nap. Jerk off.
Then.
Reconsider!
And if after reconsidering you still have a feel? Probably real and act with that in mind.
(But also don't be creepy or mean.)
I've been eating for 39 years and somehow still hate most people.