My new divineverse oc is the divine Message. Msg.dat.
It's a Counter/weight era infrastructure divine that facilitates communications, but as a side effect it also has a Past-like archive of every conversation that has happened during its existence. Every conversation, not just the ones on its services. Also, it only marks the speakers with their at the time most preferred moniker, so it almost never has surnames and searching for someone specific is categorically hard.
Also, a massive section of the archive is just
Chirrp: I have a lot of spare food and a safe nest, come fuck me!
Chirpp: Maybe, tell me more.
Chirrp: My nest has a ton of blue bits and also I can sing SO loud