The lab boys are telling me I'm not supposed to influence the outcome of these tests, but I paid for the damn buffet, so I'm telling you that you're to dress in smokey BBQ when that option in the test occurs. You'll know what to do - the dip tubs are enormous.
Those of you that expressed a preference for boneless wings during the questionnaire portion have been singled out for advanced testing. You're going to help us find new ways to dress up A CHICKEN NUGGET, WHICH IS WHAT A BONELESS WING DAMN WELL IS
Alright, so. Following yesterday's alleged 'outbursts,' I've been informed by the lab boys that I'm not to directly address test subjects again.
So congratulations! You've been reclassified as testing equipment. If one of you could sign your name as 'Stapler' it'd be a big help.
