Gorgon PNGtuber, variety Twitch streamer, and Ramble-Snek with a penchant for puns. WARNING: Quality of puns not guaranteed.
Had a dream that my partner and I were trying to find a single seat on a very crowded bus, and among all the human passengers was a rat taking up a seat. I was like "Why not just take the seat and hold the rat in your lap?" and partner was like No,
that's HIS seat
this reminds me of the time i was waiting at a subway platform and a rat was dragging a slice of pizza nearly the size of its entire body along the tracks. a bunch of people started cheering for the rat.
if I was part of that cheering crowd, my faith in humanity would be restored for the rest of the day
