tyreforhyre
@tyreforhyre

as famed dracula knower, draculas can't cross flowing water and depending on the mythos even just straight up still water would cause great harm. however it is correct in stating that dracula can indeed get wet.


vogon
@vogon

Greetings and congratulations to Kenyon's graduating class of 2005. There are these two young draculas swimming along and they happen to meet an older dracula swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young draculas swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?"


Handyandy
@Handyandy

This prompted a random thought, but I once had a "coworker" (in that we worked at the same company) send an all company Goodbye Email on her last day with the entire text of this speech in the body. Lol.


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in reply to @Handyandy's post:

Truly.

What I'll say in her defense and with some hindsight is that this company is notorious for hiring inexperienced new grads who don't really understand how to defend their own dignity and set up boundaries around work, and thus the company consciously exploits that through overwork and drives many of them to something approaching depression. (Some absurd number of employees quit within 2 years, and they just keep the mill going.) I didn't know this woman personally, but it is not hard to imagine she was not "in a good place" at the time she quit.

But it still elicited a cringe from my office-mate and me at the time.