ENCYCLOPEDIA - The Weiss-Wiesemann coefficient is a ratio designed to reflect the difference in biggness between individuals. When the coefficient is close to 1 (or 100%) it means one entity effectively possesses all the biggness among that group of individuals. It's been observed that when the Weiss-Wiesemann coefficient reaches about .96 or so, the laws of physics begin to bend to baby the low-biggness individual.
YOU - So what is our coefficient?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - The Weiss-Wiesemann coefficient for you and this plushie appears to
be...
.9998 repeating.
LOGIC [Medium: Success] - That's not good -- for you.