playing a super metroid romhack that is largely very good, but made the unconscionable narrative decision of having samus get impregnated by a man, which is an absolute failure of understanding in samus's character (gay and trans) and as such I will be making fun of this hack for the forseeable future
I would have accepted it if it was her husband that was pregnant. doesn't really matter to the narrative since all of this was just to give samus an even more tragic backstory and even more dead loved ones anyway. why'd they make samus cishet. that's fucked
okay okay yeah, all of this, Samus is like canonically gay it's right there in the first party ads
but also let's be real, with all that Chozo and Metroid DNA mixed up in there, she's definitely just gonna lay an egg