this little fucker reaches an astonishing 1.5km/s in atmosphere and can kiss the edge of space, and then glide down for a safe water landing. she takes off all by herself when you activate the engine, no control surface inputs required.
come on down to big bill kerman's spaceplanes!
bad deals! wings that shear off! thieves!
you can kiss my nozzle!
It's our belief that you're such a personality.stupidity = 1 that you'll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed!
If you find a better deal: shove it up your gas generator! You heard us right: shove it up your gas generator!
Bring your rover! Bring your shuttle! Bring Valentina! We'll M.I.A. her! That's right, we'll lose Valentina! Because at Big Bill Kerman's, you're fucked six ways from prograde!
Launch a rocket! To Big Bill Kerman's!
Home of challenge docking! That's right, challenge docking! How does it work? If you can dock six craft together, and not summon the Kraken, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't time-warp, don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your drogues off!
Only at Big Bill Kerman's, the only junkyard that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, turbopump!
This event ends the moment you leave the runway, and you better not stall or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to Ike!
Big Bill Kerman's spaceplanes! KSC's filthiest, and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the system of Kerbol!
Guaranteed!
