the other day i ate the last oreo, and then i did not buy another box.
the fact that i have no oreos today is just proof nobody makes oreos any more.

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the other day i ate the last oreo, and then i did not buy another box.
the fact that i have no oreos today is just proof nobody makes oreos any more.
feel like last time I saw one of these there were also quotes from like, the 17th century, Marcus Aurelius, and like Plato rofl
in case anyone wants the original thread - which appears to have been research conducted by its author - it's here https://twitter.com/paulisci/status/1549527748950892544
that author has also done other similar threads with other snippets of rhetoric, indexed here https://twitter.com/paulisci/status/1573766766723215360 . Twitter is evil bullshit but the threads themselves are well worth a read.
it's almost as if, and this is gonna sound crazy, no-one ever wanted to work
...nahhhh, that can't be it