God the Jedi and Sith are actually sorta fuckin' boring. The Sith less so, but in general the extremity of their beliefs and the rules that surround them seeping into every piece of media just gets to me.
We need more grey area force users. We need more Jedi that are approached by the dark side and look at the contract and just say "mmm. Nah." and are still willing to kill and fuck and just party you know? The Jedi council approaches them and our cool Forceperson calls them fascist douchebags and force clutches their assholes shut and dismantles their lightsabres.
Every great Jedi approaches them and tells them they're wasting their life, their potential, and they're like "bitch, I am LIVING" as they swing a Wookie stripper off the pole to have a wild night because they know exactly who they are. Force users who are artists, Force users who are musicians, anything other than good monk, bad marauder.
Maybe there's extended reading, but honestly these motherfuckers dedicating themselves completely to the closest thing to Godhood in the universe is kinda tiring honestly.
