the personal blog of the "no longer in their 20s" owner of the above blog, where i:
• play and write about video games (usually old ones i guess but anything goes)
• go thrifting for cool electronics / things that deserve to be tinkered with and fixed
• ignore my unimportant job as much as i can
• melt my brain with the weed (mute "#weed log" to mute me posting while high if you want)
in that order


not really nsfw but no minors please and thank



wow i know that the video game versions of game shows aren't high-class dining but jesus mother mary and joseph the ubisoft jeopardy on current gen platforms fucking sucks ass

  • all questions are multiple choice only with THREE (3) choices, making guessing an answer almost trivial, there is seemingly no way to change this to a fill-in-the-blank style like on what is probably almost every other video game rendition of jeopardy
  • no narrator for the questions like in every other home version of jeopardy since the PLAYSTATION 2 so instead of the buzzers being unlocked when the question is done being read, it just unlocks after a predetermined amount of time with no audio / visual leadup until the "buzz!" prompt appears on screen (i know alex trebek is dead and johnny gilbert is probably too old to do all that reading for a video game, but come on ubisoft get SOMEONE, EVEN A RANDOM PERSON FROM HR)
  • no virtual set at all, shares almost no aesthetic with the show, everything is just randomly colored squares on a background, hitting a daily double just snap cuts to a static .dds or some shit of "DAILY DOUBLE" in the jeopardy font on the same background

and they want to charge $20 for this shit new? i paid $5 for mine and i still feel ripped off, fuck you quebec, i know video games are hard but in this specific case i could do better on my own, give the license to me


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